So what's the catch? Did you shoot them after dark from on top of a moving school bus or what? Does this make you the big bad wolf? We need details or we'll just make them up
OK the true story of the three little pigs is this. I was led out into the Florida back woods and left with only a bottle of water, 1 match and a spear and told to find my way back to town 47 miles away. When walking through the dark dense woods, I was surounded by 3wild boars ready to attack and hungery for blood. So with out a second to loose ii pulled out the spear and the match and cut a branc h off a near by Gombo Limbo tree and took some spanich moss off a the near by oak and lit a torch and with the torch in my left and the spear in my right I killed all tree wild Gaint Boars. then I took the torch and started a signal fire for the boys to come and pick me up. I waited till dark. Then walked beck in the Cold Florida night with only my torch to light the way dragging my mighty kill on a make shift sled made of tree limbs and vines. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
PS if anyone wants to go with next time lets just ride on the swamp buggy and shoot the hogs that the hound dogs corner for us.
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So what's the catch? Did you shoot them after dark from on top of a moving school bus or what? Does this make you the big bad wolf? We need details or we'll just make them up
OK the true story of the three little pigs is this. I was led out into the Florida back woods and left with only a bottle of water, 1 match and a spear and told to find my way back to town 47 miles away. When walking through the dark dense woods, I was surounded by 3wild boars ready to attack and hungery for blood. So with out a second to loose ii pulled out the spear and the match and cut a branc h off a near by Gombo Limbo tree and took some spanich moss off a the near by oak and lit a torch and with the torch in my left and the spear in my right I killed all tree wild Gaint Boars. then I took the torch and started a signal fire for the boys to come and pick me up. I waited till dark. Then walked beck in the Cold Florida night with only my torch to light the way dragging my mighty kill on a make shift sled made of tree limbs and vines.
That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
PS if anyone wants to go with next time lets just ride on the swamp buggy and shoot the hogs that the hound dogs corner for us.
Shit, you cut a branch off a Gombo Limbo tree!!! I hear tell thems is the real danger in those swamps!
Cold Florida night eh, so it was like 82 right?
BTW LOL re// the school bus comment TX... I hear those hogs actually died more than 20 feet from the highway too!
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