Daniel has it figured out.

The Schmidt's went camping this weekend. After they packed up and got in the car to leave they saw a deer. Daniel immediately said "chk chk, pow! I shot that deer" I think he'll fit in just fine (the car was moving, etc.. :-) And then Sam said "Stop it, don't shoot the deer"... "chk chk bang, chk chk bang, chk chk bang!" -;)

Later he was telling his new friend about how he was going hunting this fall and that he needed a camouflage shirt. Gary was invited to come along so he could cut the horns off Daniels deer.

New strategy

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/03/hapless-deer-be.html
Looks like this would make things easier... Of course, you could just shoot them when you are trying to attatch the cell phone... :-)